Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...

What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

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Cock Pot

another slang term for pussy

My boyfriend said he wants to get into my hot cock pot

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rocketing butt pee

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole

My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.

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