Sponge Pudding

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

67

When you are 69ing a chick and she farts twice in your face and you can’t take it anymore.

J: “what happened last night?”
A: “this chick just 67ed me last night and I tapped out and couldn’t handle it.”

Yardapolt

The art of hurling your dog’s shit into your neighbor’s yard.

S: “Honey it’s your turn to yardapolt the dog shit into John’s yard.”

Hoover Queen

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”