Lankfest

One who is tall and lanky at the same token and/or has an elongated stride/reach compared to the average humans skeletal structure.

Sean: "Wow that friend of your's Joey is a lankfest."

Richard: "Righhht"

Sean: "That fucker looked prehistoric."

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Dew Fuel Excretion

One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .

Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.

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