Nut Socking T-Rex

A punch to the nuts so hard, it feels like a t-rex stood on your bois.

Greg got a good Nut Socking T-Rex the other day.

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Boater Moatin

When you get a hole in your boat and decide plug it with your cock.

Danny likes to go Boater Moatin, he got a hole in the boat and shoved his meaty man meat in it.

Danmilf

A sexy Dan. Typically a mild.

Danny is a Danmilf.

Horny Cunt Flakes

When you wake up drowning in pussy

Henney enjoys Horny Cunt Flakes every Wednesday.

Skinnadoodle

To have a very long very skinny penis.

It's ya boi skinnadoodle!!

Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.

Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.

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Flexsexual

When you're depressed and lonely so you make a pocketpussy with flex seal.

Musil is very flexsexual person.

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