Nubis

A Nubis is a legendary being of incomparable power. A Nubis can take many forms, such as Psychubis(Psychic Nubis), Collegeparkubis(Nubis that attends College Park), Gurubis(Very smart Nubis). What a Nubis is fully capable of no one really knows, for no one has lived to see a Nubis' full potential. Contrary to popular belief however, a Nubis is a peaceful creature, with a strong hate for fat english teachers. It is true that Nubis' devour english essays with no second thoughts. Scientists have tried to keep track of the whereabouts of these Nubis', but they evade the tracking by way of disguising themselves by altering the spelling of their names to Noobis. IF you meet a Nubis, be extremely careful not to anger it, or it will bombard you with unimaginable pain.

Shroom: "Shrub, do you know who the Nubis is around here?"
Shrub: "My friend saw him once, he died the second after he did."

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