Bengivitis

Inflammation of someone irritating. You grit your teeth until they bleed, trying to not combust into flames.

Ben is so irritating. He gives me Bengivitis.

Hey want to hang out?
No, I don't want a case of Bengivitis.

gagalicious

Something so unsatisfying it makes you gag.

I thought that honey mustard souce was going to be delicious. But, I gaged when tasted it. It was so gagalicious

sonorous

To be so proud and happy. It takes your breathe like your snoring. But, while awake.

I'm sonorous of you. (I'm proud of you).