protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

oogle his/her goodies

To check someone out, to look at someones body part or parts with great admiration

Greg Harland's mom is a M.I.L.F. I oogle her goodies evertime she bends over.

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guilt eyes

When a dog shows you the white of its eyes and you know it's done something wrong

Person1: Goldie has peed in the house

Person2: how do you know ?
Person1: she's giving me proper guilt eyes....