Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

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Necrodancer

1. One who dances with the dead.
2. A dancer who is dead but has been reanimated and decided to dance instead of eat brains....

I know Billy needed a partner for his routine, but I didn't expect him to be a necrodancer.

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Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

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Rastarrific

Excellent, primo, out of sight, weed. The best greenery. Something fluffy.

Man, I got that shit yesterday, it was totally rastarrific.

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Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

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Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.

I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.

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Preparanoia

Being paranoid about being prepared or preparing to be paranoid. The paranoia that comes from not knowing if you are prepared. The time before being paranoid when you feel as if you may become paranoid.

I was suffering from preparanoia before the test yesterday.

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