Unscrewulator

A screwdriver or power drill. Something that removes screws.
To have been screwed and something happens to make that not so - Unscrewulated.

That thing was in there tight, good thing I had my unscrewulator!!

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Necrodancer

1. One who dances with the dead.
2. A dancer who is dead but has been reanimated and decided to dance instead of eat brains....

I know Billy needed a partner for his routine, but I didn't expect him to be a necrodancer.

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Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

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Funkoordinated

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.

After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.

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Type your eyes off

A computer variation of "Talk your ears off." When someone types a very long e-mail or message in social forum going on about anyting and everything. Rambling on with the fingers.

Sorry for the long e-mail, I didn't mean to type your eyes off.

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Crapple

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.

I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.

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Miragotage

A broken mirage, deliberately done, sabotaged mirage. When someone harshes on a fantasy or dream you may have.

Why did Sheila say that to me? Sure, it was a dream but it was my dream.
I know, that was pure miragotage.

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