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When your Girlfriend gets pissed at you for hitting on her friend all night, she offers to give you a blowjob and while she is sucking on your nuts, sucks just a little too hard causing extreme and deliberate pain!
Man, I was hitting on my girls friend all night long. She didnt seem pissed at the time, but gave me an Angry Katie later in the night.
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Remember Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell and his big ass cell phone? Well, anyone with an old ass phone that is lacking todays features has a Zack Morris Phone
Sorry I couldnt get that video you sent me, I have a Zack Morris Phone
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Can get it up. Kinda like whisky dick but for other reasons, like you jerk off too much, or your thinking about something else
I had the worst case of droopy dick, couldnt get it up. Shouldnt have jerked off 5 times before I hit it.
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Being harassed by someone with a lot of sass.
Kelly from my office was really sassaling me today.
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When after eating a lot of chicken wings, you spread your girls ass cheeks and shit inside of them like you are filling up a hoagie bun. Real pervs start trying to fuck her ass checks
What sick fuck, did you know he did a buffalo hoagie with that girl?
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A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter
That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.