alienface

da way u look right when u wake up in da morning after a long night at da plaza

matt called jill an alienface

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boulanger blumpkin bonanza

ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight

I hope Ms Holmes doesnt catch me gettin the vince boulanger blumpkin bonanza.

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regular this

ok let this if i get this right... u go to ur friends house wit 2 freaky bitches.. and den one of da freaky bitches puts da peace sign up and goes flimpflopflimpflop on ur penis

Im tryin to get sum regular this at The Plaza this weekend

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YEE

da way u say yea when u mean no

u gettin blumpkin dis weekend?... YEE...... i mean NO

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Biggen

Homie or squad

That’s my biggen skippy

da floppy one

when ur playin holdem.. and u wana see the regular first three caRds

Matt.. hurry up and do da floppy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry

i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time

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