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What someone writes in your yearbook when they donât really care/donât know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says âhagsâ, darn it.
How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth
Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.
Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass
Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!
Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)
(continue for 2-6 more rounds)
When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
A disease made up by the youtuber Ninja and this kid at my school thinks his grandpa died of.
Dude! did you see that Ninja got Ligma!
When you take MDMA, Shrooms, and LSD at different intervals to peak at different times and get a "Brain-Melting" effect. Usually done at music festivals, but can be a good time anywhere.
Person 1: Ay yo! I got all 3: Shrooms, MDMA, and Acid!
Person 2: Nice bro! Let's do a Jedi Bomb and listen to EDM
Person 1: And even better, I got us both tickets to EDC Las Vegas!
Person 2: Shiiiii man, lets go have some fun!
Based on the brand Patagonia, a word used to describe their (arguably) overpriced clothing brand that is meant for outdoor activities, and is very useful and effective for such. Although many people still wear it for camping, hiking, and such, it has been largely taken over by people in Finance/Medicine/Computer Science who have recently landed high-paying jobs. Many companies also provide their jackets/vests or other clothing with their logos to their employees. Due to this, it has become a known unwritten uniform to many company's employees.
Example 1:
Man, I just got a bag of stuff for landing a job at (insert big finance firm/hospital/Tech Company)! Hmm, I got a folder with some brochures, some crappy pens, a yeti mug with the company logo on it, and a Patagucci vest. Time to wear it 24/7, at work or in public!
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A period of time around 2018-2021 when lots of middle and high schoolers started smoking unlicensed THC carts due to a rise in popularity on TikTok and the pandemic happening around the same time. The issue is that since these cars were from the street/not from a licensed dispensary, there was no quality control, or even guarantee that you were actually smoking only THC. Many suspect that their carts could have had anything from vegetable oil all the way to fentanyl/meth.
Now, in 2023, many people are saying on TikTok that these unlicensed carts that are probably laced have affected them negatively, such as giving them slurred speech or a limited mental capacity. I don't know of any scientific studies about if this is true or not, but the anecdotal evidence is there for sure.
While these "street carts" had many different brand logos, many familiar names would be Dank Vapes, Mario Carts, and the Supreme Cart.
Joshua: Hey Alex do you remember Sophomore year homecoming? You made out with Emily and then threw up from drinking too much.
Alex: Nah man, I don't remember that at all. Or really anything from 8th grade to Junior Year. It's just like it never happened in my mind.
Joshua: Damn bro, that's not good. Told you to put down the Mario Carts, and I guess now you're just another victim of the Cartdemic.