we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

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cuntsock

Marks wife..

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.

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.tk

Do NOT click, ever...under any circumstances.

Remember kids, do not visit www.*.tk websites.

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the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

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christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

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sycophant

an ass kisser

John Howard is such a sycophant

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townie

A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do! Well it was a townie...

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