Opheliac

One afflicted by the disease "Ophelia" a condition wherein the sufferer exhibits patterns of self destruction caused by influences both external and internal, and the inability to tell the difference. An Opheliac may suffer from some mental illness such as bipolar disorder, which, unfortunately, only serves to absolve those around her from any responsibility for driving her mad themselves, thus supposing the patient far madder than she is in fact.

You might be an Opheliac if you: wouldn't know who you were if you weren't suffering, are strangely attracted to those who may just kill you, and/or spend just a bit too much time in the bath tub.

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Bloody Crumpet

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

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