Eugene

Eugene, Oregon.
Home to the Hippies, Homeless, and Ducks.
A shit town in most respects, the city council makes it look clean but underneath the veneer it is a stinking cesspool of human filth.
The real trick they use is the neighboring Springfield, OR which is even worse, so they look better by comparison.

Guy 1:We been driving for three fucking hours, lets stop here in Eugene.

Guy 2: Fuck that, its only 2 more hours to Portland

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