slarble

To perform oral sex (typically fellatio) with passionate, sloppily moist abandon. Used as a noun, "blowjob".

That football captain is hot as fuck. All the gays want to slarble him even though he's an asshole.

Clum

Cold, clotted, thickened semen or cum.

"Please, get off the bed Johnny. Your stomach hair is covered in clum."