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Kamakazied

Where you know your partner is going to return home soon (ideally with a friend/sister or even better her mum for real effect).
You get yourself ready and start beating the meat so your close to blowing, as you hear them come in the door you charge at them with the aim to blow your load over one of them, shouting kamikaze.

About 1 in 5 kamikaze attacks hit the enemy so you may need run multiple attacks or get some friends involved (this could be link to a kamakazied bukkake).

“I knew she had been shopping so would have her hands full when she walked in the door, I called to check she was near to increase the reps preparing for my final dive. On opening the door I kamakazied her hitting her in the middle region and ensuring to penetrate into her shopping bags. She left me but I like to think my fallen soldiers did not dry up in vein”

by Tricky Third Wank November 11, 2020

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