Spicy Boi

Suburban dad in Maplewood/South Orange NJ who’s a member of a WhatsApp group chat of the same name.

Who’s going to be at this party?

Oh you know, the spicy bois and th-
Pass.
Ok cool but… like… you know I was up till like 1130 last night shelling those chestnuts for that damn Real Simple recipe right? Why are you pretending you didn’t know it was those idiots all along. I swear I don’t understand you sometimes, like how your brains works…