Anti-fleek

A lame, negative, whack state. The OPPOSITE of 'on fleek'. Game is totally off. Not swaggin’, ballin’, turnt, killin’ it. Basically a wet blanket that is dragging everyone/everything down with it.

"I’m hung over. I'm broke. I have acne. I'm anti-fleek right now."

Friend 1: Yo, Josh is the most negative person. Legit shoots down everything you say.
Friend 2: Yeah, dude. He’s the fucking Anti-Fleek.

Situational:
White shoes. White couch. Red wine. *spills*. Anti-Fleek

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Booze Blues

the come down after a night or weekend of drinking/partying. The blue feeling you get because you had so much fun during the weekend and now it’s over and you’re just lonely afterward. Too much stimulation and then you just feel womp womp. Usually felt on a Monday or Sunday night.

"I have a bad case of the booze blues."

Friend 1: At work right now and feeling crummy and sad
Friend 2: Dude, it's just the booze blues talking.

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Certified

to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.

“You see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."

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