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Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

6👍 17👎


Scrooge

A broad who refuses to show her Christmas spirit by receiving a Santa Claus

Devin: I couldn't get that broad Kesha to let me give her a Santa Claus

Jeff: What a scrooge!

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

9👍 11👎