Dickcicle

An icicle that forms in a man’s nether regions when the sweat and condensation from his groin area is exposed to freezing cold temperatures.

It can also be used to describe an icicle that forms on other appendages of the body, such as the nose or fingers.

Hey, it’s cold out, don’t grow a dickcicle!
Okay, but you have a dickcicle on your face!

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McDorkin

The epitome of aaaaaal that is dorky rolled into one dorktastic, dorkified dorky dork.

This dork is the master of all dorks and is not dorky at all, or so he keeps telling people.
Which just proves his incredible commitment to the dork side.

Hey SD, what’s shakin’ McDorkin?

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SuperDork

The embodiment of all that is not dorky, an enigma and supernatural fetish.

Eh…superdork

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