Frakenackle

Frakenackle.

Descriptive noun. Can be used in meetings and politically correct arenas in place of the ever popular 'profanity' which coincidentally also begins with the letter 'F'.
Verb form: "frackenackled" (such as) oh my god, that darn cable company. I'm frackenackled again!'

What the Frakenackle just happened here?

My ex really frackenackled me over.

That is a frackenackle mess.

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drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

Bestest

Bestest, action verb form of the word best.
Also description of something better than best.

"I thought I was the best, but she was bestest!"
"Those brown spots on that white cow were the bestest!"