St. Gertrude's

Ok, all private school kids are up to their ears in Grover Clevelands (1000 dollar bills). Besides me of course because I'm the guy whos attending on six thousandbucks of financial aid. Anyway, this school is slightly better than the other Richmond Snob School for GIrls: St. Catherine's. St. Catherine's girls are mostly ugly bitches who can only manage to grab a boyfriend among the openly gay St Chrissies. The others go to the finer institutions (Trinity) and are the disgrace of St. Chris. St Gertrudes girls are better. Again, ugly bitches find boyfriends among the JROTC blood thirsty faggots that attend Benedictine School for Rich Defects. However, more are redeemed and find boyfriends elsewhere. Those that are hot are made hotter by the dirty Gertie attire, plaid skirt and Oxford.Still Trinity gets both these schools creme de la creme along with the fine girls attending..

Benedictine: Let's go Cadets! Let's go Cadets!
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!

Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..

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