Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.

Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad

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Turf Turd

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

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