buzzincrease

something that makes your buzz increase

John: Do you have a cigarette?
Bill: Yes, I do.
John: Can I bum one off of you?
Bill: Sure.
John: Buzzincrease.

3👍 4👎

Soccer wipe

Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.

Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.

on the line

When a bro only texts a girl when he's lonely or needs attention. Usually he's inconsistent and keeps her on a rotation with other girls. Basically leading a girl on through text. No commitment.

"yeah, i'm not really looking for a relationship right now so I'm just keeping this girl on the line."

22👍 12👎