Kentucky Bonfire

When you get caught having sex with a pig so you silence the witness and burn all of the evidence.

"Timmy caught me fucking the pig again, so it's time for a good ole Kentucky Bonfire!"

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.