witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy

(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.

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