Imaginary Boner

The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.

girl: DO you EVER get boners!

boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner

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ellipsil

the three little dots people use in texts when they don't know what to say, are shocked or surprised, confused or just annoyed.

... THIs is an ellipsil

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the world

my wonderful, amazing, perfect boyfriend. He is everything I could ever want and everything I need.

I love you, You are the world to me.

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