Mathew

Definition - Mathew: a loving friend.
A friend that longs for hugs.
A friend who does not take no for an answer.

The Mathew’s of the world are kind, loyal, and kinda annoying.

Mathew’s should be treated with love and kindness.

You can see their hearts explode.

Happy birthday to you, Mathew’s of the world.

May your day be filled with calmness,
May your week be filled with surprises,
May your year be filled with much happiness.

We love you.

Sincerely,

Your fans.

Mathew is kind!
I saw Mathew in Sia’s basement!
Mathew cagacazzo!

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Our Lord Wendy

Our Lord Wendy (gender unknown) is an Instagram star that rose to fame in summer '18 when they started posting edits of Raini Rodriguez and got blocked by countless people like Raini herself, her brother Rico, founder of Dolce & Gabanna; Stefano Gabbana, and Diary Of A Fit Mommy. They are also very good friends with Grammy award-winning albanian pop star Lati K. In end of October, the Instagram account @ourlordwendy got disabled with unknown reasons why. Now they are back again with a 1.4k Instagram account, @ourlordwendyy.

Our Lord Wendy is SUPER popular on Instagram.

My favorite video editor is Our Lord Wendy.

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Our Lord Wendy

Social media influencer and Instagram’s newest “it” girl, Wendy has rose to sudden fame posting for her 3.7k, and counting, fans. This young pop star (age still unknown) has been blocked by numerous celebrities including Skai Jackson, Raini and Rico Rodriguez, Stefano Gabbana, Diary Of A Fit Mommy, noticed by Wendy Williams, and has had beef with Hollywood’s finest, Perez Hilton. Wendy has done countless collaborations with her closest friend, Grammy award-winning, Albanian belly-dancing pop star, Lati K. Lati’s twin brother, Urat, has also been in scandals with Wendy and her personal life. This trailblazing icon has touched so many lives, one post at a time.

Our Lord Wendy just posted!

Wendy is HILARIOUS!

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Leigh Ann C.

Leigh Ann C. means “skinny” in Ontarian. She is remotely skinny. Leigh is an Academy award-winning actress. Her most notable role was in “The Jungle Book.” She has also been nominated for several Grammys for her hit song “Turks Everywhere.” She is a belly dancer and a ballerina. She teaches art at a local cheese factory. She was top of her class. Rumoured to have dated rockstar Urat Krisniqi, Leigh continues to thrive with her autobiography “It Hurts To Eat Turks,” available at your local Barns and Nobles. She is best friends with famous pop star Our Lord Wendy. The two have also been rumoured to have a new song coming soon. She is of North Bay-an race. Many celebrities have stated her as their inspiration, with Mariah Carey saying “She inspired my song Hero.”

You look so Leigh Ann C. today!
I live next to Mariah’s house in Barbados!