A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
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an interval of time shorter than a minute but longer than a second.
An undescribable amount of love
I loverzez Kels! Used instead of: I love Kels lots and lots and lots and lots.
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to 'choose' something slightly more carelessly then regular choosing. (eh, it made the dictionary bish!)
i choo choo choos u.
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The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.
Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.
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Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am
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A kind of snuff that utilizes Chewbacca for more flavour. It Satisfies
Chewbacco. It satisfies
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