satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

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207

The baddest of all bad ass gangs.
--> Represent...

Those 207 boys just fucked me up for my wicked new cell-phone, DANG!!

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Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

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zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

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RiceNigger

A person of oriental racial backround.

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.

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Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

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Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.

somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.

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