Identifying as a handicap individual. Parks in the handicap spot and jogs into Walmart. No Packard.
Cripes, I just needed a few things. I parked in the open handicap spot. Don't they know as I identify as a transicap??!
Sick shack where all the dudes hangout and drink whiskey, tell dirty jokes and measure dicks. Also, the place where women are not allowed.
Hey, if you aren't shopping with your ball and chain this weekend, me and the guys will be at the dick den throwing back some frosty boys. Stop by if the ol lady let's ya.
When your dad (male) suddenly decides he wants to be a mom (female). And now you don't know how to introduce him...er, her.
Hey guys, remember when my dad used to coach our baseball team? Well, now he's mdad!!!