crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

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Choda Oda

When a man’s sack stinks.

When you hire a male stripper for your bachelorette party and he has choda oda so bad, the hens vomit.

hapslap

The brain cells one depletes trying to convince a flat-Earther they’re wrong.

After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.

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