Gobo

Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

Every time I slap down a teen on a forum, I get a little bit more GOBO each time

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bazzums

A funny sounding way of saying, "Bah!" or "Damn!"

"Half life 2 has just had it's release date delayed."
"Bazzums!"

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fart

1) To pass wind. Expulsion of gases from the anus, often noisy and foul-smelling.
2) 'old fart': a middle-aged/older person who is bad-tempered.

1)Who just farted?
2)That old fart complains all the time!

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Chicken Salad

Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.

The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).

This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.

I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!

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sick little monkey

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

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goulters

The backs of your knees. (I don't know a better word for them!)

I've got an itch in my goulter.