constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

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Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

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fix-it monkey

Downing.

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."

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In Spades

A declaration that is made wordemphatically/word; without question and beyond doubt.

"she told him off in spades"

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everybody! everybody!

The title of the theme song for Homestarrunner.com

Everybody! La-dee-da-dee-doh!

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Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

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Mur

1. n. Very low-grade commercial marijuana.
2. adj. The sleepy, non-high, state induced by said mur. Mur is the word you say while in that state.

Man, I'm all murred out from smoking all that mur.

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