icantsignanythingism

The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.

Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.

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red day

the opposite of green day

three elderly women who decide to make a pop band, or just that

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the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

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Quacktastic

Adjective:

Similar to Awexome, but not as strong.
Suggested use: When describing Fhqwhgads the Duck/Dragon.

Fhqwhgads is Quacktastic!

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Strong Badia

Strong Bad's Hometown, Population Tire.

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Nerd

A person who help's you with your homework

Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd

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Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

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