fix-it monkey

Downing.

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."

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everybody! everybody!

The title of the theme song for Homestarrunner.com

Everybody! La-dee-da-dee-doh!

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In Spades

A declaration that is made wordemphatically/word; without question and beyond doubt.

"she told him off in spades"

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Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

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constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

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dragonz

Stupid bitch that has his mic so far up this mouth that you can not fucking understand a single word that is coming out of his mouth.

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Trogdor the Burninator

Trogdor is a wingaling dragon, with special beefy arm and burnination powers.

Long live the dragon.

SB:TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Trogdor was a man, um... he was a... dragon-man!!!!Or...maybe...he was just a dragon, but he was still...
TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Burninating the country-side,
Burninating the Pheasents!
Burninating all the people,
and their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!

And then the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

H*R:AMEN.

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