Amerifat

'Amerifat' {ah • meh • ree • fat}; noun; contraction of 'American' (a citizen of the United States of America) and 'fat' (to be overweight due to excess body fat):
1. An overweight American person or citizen of the U.S.
2. A typical American person as seen by non Americans
3. An American given to over-eating in-keeping with the nation's mantra of excess and 'bigger = better'
4. A lazy American person averse to exercise and a healthy lifestyle

'Damn!, those Amerifats are dumb!'
'Don't dare take an Amerifat's meal - he's liable to shoot you!'
'Cheetos and shitcoms have made the U.S. fraught with Amerifats'

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Wiitard

'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name

'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'

Paul's Law

'Paul's Law'
1. a notional, Internet-born law (example: Godwin's Law) which dictates that any discussion--irrespective of its subject matter--will eventually become "derailed" (*moved off topic) into a debate about "traps" (*male-to-female transsexuals); in particular, whether or not an attraction to / relationship with said gender denomination by males is considered homosexual.
(NB: In this sense, the law pertains only to "pre-op" (*pre-operational) MTF trans girls.)
2. an expression indicating that a given conversation has veered away from its original topic and into the realm of "traps".

Etymology:
The nominal reference pertains to the Hollywood action film B-actor, Paul Walker (1973~2013). Subsequent to Walker's death in 2013, an un-authored "dialogue meme" (*series of pictures, generally taken from film, with subtitled captions) appeared. This meme comprised a sequence of images depicting Walker with another action film B-list actor (Vin Diesel) -- images taken from the final, tributary scenes of the film, Fast and Furious 7 (2015) -- engaging in a debate on the topic of "feminine penises" (*the 'femininity' of "trap" genitalia as viewed by their aficionados).
The can be viewed here (*SFW): Oqm33CQ (imgur website)

The proliferation of this image is largely attributable to the 4chan Internet image board and its denizens; in particular from its notoriously "trap-happy" sub forum, /pol/ (political)--wherein the notion of 'Paul's Law' is oft invoked or 'proven'.

"This conversation proves Paul's Law."
"Paul's Law is strong with this thread."
"Paul's Law states that this must now become a 'trap' thread!"

feminine penis

1. the male genitalia seen as looking feminine in its proportions, colour, carriage etc..
2. the penis of a 'modestly endowed', pre-operative male-to-female transsexual.
3. the arbitrary parameters dictating whether the male sex organ is thus (i.e., 'feminine').

Etymology:
The male genitalia has historically often been used as a primitive, superficial measure of masculinity among the strata of 'lower-educated' males of many societies. As such, a smaller or less 'masculine-looking' penis can sometimes be labelled "feminine" in appearance (i.e., femininity being considered the default weaker / lesser gender). In this sense, the description can be both an insult (e.g., for a "straight" and / or insecure male) and compliment (e.g., for a MTF transsexual girl).

"Donald Trump's tiny hands are a sure fire sign of a feminine penis!"
"That 'trap' has a really cute feminine penis.'
"Do you prefer your 'traps' well-endowed or with a more feminine penis?"

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