Stephen

The male version of "Karen."

Hey Tim you're being a real Stephen right now. The world doesn't revolve around you. Also, the manager is busy, you know, managing, so I doubt he's going to give you a free latte because it's 104 degrees instead of 105.

Reverse Sundae

When your partner puts his/her ass up in the air and you place a cherry into the asshole with the stem sticking out, pile on some softserve and go to fuckin town. The cherry comes out at the end as a little pop pop good game action.

Scott: "Hey baby, I'm super tired from prayin to the swoly bible, lemme get a reverse sundae and we'll get this party started so I can sleep big for these gains."

Ball Squeeze

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving

Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.

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