papaparked

The asshole act of parking across two parks, when there is clearly room for two cars. Thus, the person parking the car is the only one who can fit in the space denying any other potential motorists the ability to park in the busy street. Could also be used for strategic purposes so that others can't park to close and damage your precious commodore.

Example 1:
Mate 1: How'd you go getting a park in Campbell St today?

Mate 2: No good, some selfish cunt papaparked and I had to park miles away.

Example 2:

Wog 1: Hey bro, mynt car! Aren't you worried about people parking too close at MK and scratching your car?

Wog 2: Nah bro, all good. I always papapark, it's mynt.

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Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).

Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.