gemerald

A word commonly used by soyposters to describe slow-burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining masterpieces, such as CHUD and the lawnmower man.

soyteen 1: "Cobson used to be a coal, but taking post number 10,000,000 made him a total gemerald, though"

soyteen 2: "No, Coalson can never be a gemerald though, he has always been a coal."

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Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.

Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)

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