Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted
Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you
This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up
My partner woke me up today
How
By smurfing