trout bum

A trout bum is a total failure who’s only concern is fly fishing.

Mom: get a job!
Trout bum: no way I’m gonna go hit the river!

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Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer