Troubled Joe

Defining someone who appears to be somewhat depressed and yet keeps a constant game face on. Usually a hobo or a lush.
Someone described as Troubled Joe, is, well, troubled. Also compare 'Average Joe'.

I woke up today and felt like the Ghost of Troubled Joe...I think I'll quit my job.

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Bottifish

1. Someone who has appeared to have or smells like they swam through several miles of sewage, fresh from your septic tank. A derivative of the term Botticrease, which means 'Buttcrack', a Bottifish is someone who looks like or smells like they have just swam in a pool of shit.

2. Someone who genuinely sucks at any electronic game.

*Sniff...Sniff...* God! Get away from me, you Bottifish!

You have the skill of a Bottifish!

Damn...Cross the street, the guy coming up looks like a Bottifish.

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Klarth

Compare with 'Troubled Joe'. Everyone has a Klarth in their life. A tall, dark, handsome man with a crappy past and a bleak outlook. He constantly turns to the bottle, and has a real tongue on him. Your dad might be a Klarth. However, if you ever see him hit your mom, he is not the gentle Klarth, but in fact the unholy 'Womanbeater'.

Geez...Klarth came in at 2 and hasn't left for the past 6 hours. He's on his 29th beer.

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Botticrease

The crease that, well...Runs up your Botti. Botti, being Jamaican slang for 'Butt'. A Botticrease, then, is a buttcrack.

Hey jackass! Lick my Botticrease!

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