scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

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letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

14👍 5👎

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

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tittysatchel

1-a bra,

tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!

matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!

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A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

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Proud Of Ya

When a person fucks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.

Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.

jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?

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Hot Fix

describes a sexual desire that has been met

Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.

Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?

Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.

Man2-That is a hot fix

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