went to couch

A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.

girl-where is mom?

boy-she is sleeping

girl- did she go to couch?

boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .

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holdsemfromflopping

GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--

jim -wow she has two black eyes!


steve-wow I wonder how that happened?


jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!

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aroundtuit

(aroundtuit) -actualy spelled around to it .
when a person doesnt want to do something
at that moment because mabee they dont
have the time ?

Jim -Hey steve have you cleaned up that mess yet?

Steve-I will clean it when I get aroundtuit OK!

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streetsmartness

A person who knows what the deal is in his surroundings.

1-I was gonna rob his ass but he used his streetsmartness on me and I ended up giveing him my money and gun.

2-Oh dont mess with that dude you can tell the way he is standing there he has streetsmartness ,

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Dirty Sanchez

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

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So Fine

Good looking women tits ass legs everything about her is smokeing hot

steve -Hey that bitch is so fine i would bypass that pussy and go straight for her asshole

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Internet Inventor

A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit

man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.

Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !

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