Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

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Same ole Shit

Slang for doing the same stuff everyday as usual .

Dude sees a friend walking by and says hey whats happening ? Other dude replies Same ole Shit different day .Dude replies yeah I hear ya .

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Booty Talking Pants

Sweat pants women wear with writing on them

Man-Hey check that ass over there with bitch on it .

Man2 -Yeah those are booty talking pants

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Let It Snow !

This is what everyone can say late Christmas Eve after all the shoping is done and all gifts are bought and kids are sleeping!

man- Now that all that running arround is done and the kids nervousness is over I say Let It Snow !

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pusscuits

hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,

could you please pass the pusscuits !

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PDMBACMS

Pull Down My Britches And Call Me Stinky

Man 1-Hey I won the lottery last night!
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Man 2 Well pdmbacms

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Cold 40

40 ounce bottle of beer that is cold

I cant wait to get home and slam a cold 40

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