Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

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Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

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Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

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Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

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Commit Nukacide

This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs

!!! Special News Bulletin !!!

Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide

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Slime Ball

A real nasty person who doesn't care about anything including their own self .

Man-Hey I went to the store the other day and this stupid slime ball tried to rip me off !

Man 2-So what did you do?

Man-I called him a prick and punched him in the nose.

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Wrg Sext #

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .

Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.

Wife-Leme see that.

Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?

Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!

Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #

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