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This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !
Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
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Hey you little whooper snapper get over here.
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The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc
Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
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When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
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Test from urination to find drugs
Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?
Man2-No
Man- why not?
Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz
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A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
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Man-Where are those fricking fries
Man2-You know there is no frick in fries
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