Bitched Out

When a male species tends to act like a female species after being frightened and or scared.

The other day we were at a party and I lit a firecracker behind steve and he Bitched Out like a sissy girl ,it was funny as hell

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Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!

Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will

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The Z Spot

Just like the G spot only much better!

Man-Hey I made my girlfriend have multiple orgasms last night.

Man2-How did you do that?

Man-I went straight for the Z spot and Wow !

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fart bubbles

Little bubbles that appear on top the water when crabs fart!

Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,

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Dude Lounge

This is the place where a man places his penis!

Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?

Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!

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doeknob

ebonics at its best the way it was ment to work

Password game show

and the password is

DEER

1st team clue

DOE

1st team answer

knob

I cant get in the doeknob must be locked.

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troubledemon

This is my screen name others have stole it but I made it in 2000

Hey thats my yahoo name this dude has it as a painting name Iam sueing his ass because I made the name troubledemon

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