pusscuits

hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,

could you please pass the pusscuits !

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PDMBACMS

Pull Down My Britches And Call Me Stinky

Man 1-Hey I won the lottery last night!
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Man 2 Well pdmbacms

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Cold 40

40 ounce bottle of beer that is cold

I cant wait to get home and slam a cold 40

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Auto Fuck

When a person cant stop fucking

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.

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Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

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Text Education

The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc

Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.

Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha

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Whooper Snapper

A young kid nick name !

Hey you little whooper snapper get over here.

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