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Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.
But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
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The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
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